The Fiver | Pretending their wifi is on the blink and their screen has frozen

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Despite our status as one of the pre-eminent football authorities and influencers, the Fiver has never been hauled before the Department of Culture, Media and Sport select committee to face a barrage of interrogatory projectiles from stern politicians. With the lockdown in place, current victims get to face their inquisitors through the medium of conference call, which means they can avoid answering particularly probing questions by sitting very still with a particularly gormless expression on their face, pretending their wifi is on the blink and their screen has frozen.

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