Fast 9 in 4DX Is a Bit Much

4DX—the gimmicky theatre experience designed to immerse you in the bangs, pops, flashes, and splashes of the cinema—is a format I reserve for a very particular kind of film. By all appearances, F9, the ninth movie in the Fast and the Furious franchise, should’ve been the platonic ideal of a 4DX movie. But appearances…